25oz Flip Straw Bottle BPA Free - Thirsty Bitch

$27.00

Shipping to United States: $8.99

For the woman who knows her plants aren't the only thirsty ones around here.

This clear gray flip straw water bottle features a lush terracotta pot overflowing with trailing houseplants and a cheeky "THIRSTY BITCH" plant stake on a black background with an ornate botanical frame. Perfect for the witchy woman who tends her indoor jungle and stays hydrated while doing it — because self-care is watering yourself too.

Product Details:
• Size: 25 oz. (739 ml) capacity
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Tritan® Renew made with 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant for long-lasting use
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle for easy transport
• Blank product sourced from China
• Made on demand

Perfect for plant witches, houseplant lovers, and anyone who knows that staying hydrated is just as important as keeping your green babies alive. Drink up, witch.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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