Gray Unisex Hoodie S-3XL, Emotionally Retired

$29.00+

Shipping to United States: $8.49


For the woman who's done explaining, done performing, and done giving emotional labor she'll never get back.

This gray hoodie features "EMOTIONALLY RETIRED" in bold, distressed black lettering. Perfect for the witchy woman who's clocked out of emotional availability and isn't accepting new applications. Your healing looked suspiciously like disappearing — and you're not apologizing for it.

Product Details:
• Unisex gray hoodie
• 100% cotton face for soft comfort
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood for better fit
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
• Made on demand

IMPORTANT SIZING NOTE: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

For feral women, healing witches, and anyone who's emotionally retired and not coming back. Wear your boundaries with pride.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-6 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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