Unisex Eco T-Shirt XS-3XL

$16.00+

Shipping to United States: $4.75


"My dogs approve of no one" — for the dog parents whose pack has impeccable (and impossibly high) standards.

This witchy, moody dog-lover t-shirt celebrates the protective energy of dogs who trust no one but their human. Featuring bold silhouettes of loyal guardian dogs with celestial and botanical accents, this design is perfect for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone whose dogs are their best (and most judgmental) friends.

If your dogs side-eye every visitor and bark at the mailman like he's a threat to national security, this shirt is for you.

Unisex staple eco t-shirt in black

PRODUCT DETAILS:
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) — soft, lightweight, and eco-friendly
• 32 singles for a smooth, comfortable feel
• Unisex sizing with a regular fit
• Side-seamed construction for durability
• The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• Available in sizes XS to 3XL
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

Perfect for dog lovers, protective pet parents, and anyone whose dogs have zero tolerance for strangers. A great gift for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone who knows their dogs' approval is harder to earn than a PhD.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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